Super-teen extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Rescues Washington D.C. Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Unless something better's on TV Freakazoid! Freakazoid! His brain's overloading It has a chocolate coating Textbook case for Sigmund Freud Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Check out Dexter Douglas Nerd computer ace Went surfing on the internet And was zapped to cyberspace He turned into the Freakazoid He's strong and super-quick He drives the villains crazy 'Cause he's a lunatic His home base is the Freakalair Freakazoid! Fricassee! Floyd the Barber cuts his hair Freakazoid! Chimpanzee! Rides around in the Freakmobile Freakazoid! Freakazoo! Hopes to make a movie deal Freaka me! Freaka you! He's here to save the nation So stay tuned to this station If not, we'll be unemployed Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Freakazoid!!!
FREAKAZOID AND FRIENDS
(sung to the Animaniacs theme)
It's time for Freakazoid and friends Where the insanity never ends Justice he defends You're sure to get the bends From Freakazoid and friends! When Dexter becomes Freakazoid, he shows his super stuff He battles Lobe and Booger Beast and villains who are tough Like Candle Jack and Cobra Queen Cave Guy can be rough There's Fanboy, Mo-Ron, Eye of Newt And that's about enough! It's Freakazoid and friends It's what your dentist recommends To patients who chew gum This show is really dumb It's Freakazoid and friends! Meet Dexter's girlfriend, Steff And his mentor, named MacStew Lord Bravery and Fanboy The Gnomes are quite a crew Cosgrove and the Huntsman Toby Danger too And don't forget; there's Freakazette A lovely shade of blue! It's Freakazoid and friends A show that no one comprehends Our longevity depends On our demographic trends It's totally freaky Dexter's geeky The plots are weaky We're up the creeky We've sprung a leaky Freakazoid and friends! Now our song ends!
LORD BRAVERY intro
He feels no pain He can fly quite fast In feats of strength He is unsurpassed His grip is firm Never quavery Britannia's superhero He's Lord Bravery. Lord Bravery! Lord Bravery! Lord Bra - ver - y!!!
ODE TO LEONARD NIMOY transcription
Leonard Nimoy, Leonard Nimoy Dear Mister Spock, oh golly gee boy It sure would make me smile and laugh If I could have your autograph If I don't get it, I'll be blue But then I know what I will do I'll call you up on the telephone And bother you when you're at home You hang up, the line goes dead But then a new idea pops in my head I'll visit you right where you live I'll ring on the doorbell and ask if you'll give That autograph I've been waiting for You give it to me, and so much more (BOOM!) Oh thank you, thank you, Mister Spock Now please call Bones; I need a doc.
Lyrics from HOT RODS FROM HECK
(sung by Longhorn unless otherwise indicated)
Jammin' gears and eatin' pie
In my big rig in the sky
Since the day I crashed into a banjo shop
(later)
Her name was Molinda
She'd be 56 today
But she fell out of my truck
On Highway 5 near San Jose
(later)
LH & Turk : Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Freakazoid: Bind me with rope and a sailor's knot
Send me to jail where I'll sleep on a cot
'Cause you broke, broke broke the law
Off you go to the can
For it's one, two, three years away
I'll send you Spam!
THE HUNTSMAN intro
Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry From the forest to the city He will run there in a jiffy To sock evil in the eye Marty Feeb was a poor hunter Hungry without dough 'Til the day he saved a chunky elf From being eaten by a crow The elf rewarded Marty Feeb With a magic sack of corn He gained strength and speed and shiny teeth And as the Huntsman was reborn Hunt, hunt, hunt He's the Huntsman He'll whip the pants off the bad guys If there's an emergency Sound the Horn of Urgency And summon the Huntsman "Into action" is his cry! Hunt.
THE STEVEN SPIELBERG SHOW (Episode 14)
Parody of The
Beany & Cecil Show
Singers: Sleeping, creeping
Leaping down the street
Freakazoid's the humanoid
Who simply can't be beat.
Hey, he'll fight day and night
To defeat a fiendish foe
So let's freak in as we begin
Freak : The Steven Spielberg Show!
(lick! lick!)
Steff : (giggle) Ah, Freak...
Lyrics from DEXTER'S DATE (Episode 14)
Bonjour, Lobey (Parody of Hello, Dolly)
Waiters: Bonjour, Lobey
Oui! Bonjour, Lobey
We're so pleased that you've come back, we have to scream.
(AAAUGH!)
We see your veins, Lobey
And your brains, Lobey
Undulating, calculating, formu...lating schemes.
Let's throw a big party
For our big smartie
We're just pleased as punch to see your big fat head.
Oh...
Lobe : Wow, wow wow, waiters
Lobey wants a bowl of chow, waiters
Don't forget a big old plate of bread.
As a criminal, I shouldn't show my face
So years in seclusion I've spent
But now I realize, it's OK to show my face
If anyone squeals, I'll entomb them in cement!
Waiters: In thick cement!
Bonjour...
Oui! Bonjour!
...Lobey
Oh, bonjour...
Gosh! Bonjour!
...Lobey
Lobe : Lobey's back and feeling higher than a kite.
Oh...
Give me food, waiters
Baked, fried, broiled or stewed, waiters
Lobey's got a hearty appetite.
(Freakazoid freaks into Louis Armstrong)
Freak : Oh! Hey, bonjour, Lobey
How ya doin'...
Lobe : Just fine!
Freak : ...Lobey?
I'm so pleased that you've come back, I have to scream.
Lobe : Well, go ahead.
Freak : Aaaaugh I see your veins...
Lobe : They're all mine!
Freak : ...Lobey
And your brains...
Lobe : Aren't they something?
Freak : ...Lobey
Undulating, calculating, formu...
F&L : ...hmm...lating schemes.
Freak : Let's throw a big...
Lobe : Yabba doo
Freak : ...party
For this big...
Lobe : Zabba doo
Freak : ...smartie
I'm just pleased as punch to see your big fat head.
Lobe : See how big it is!
Freak : Oh...
Lobe : It's a big fat head!
Freak : Give him food, waiters
Baked, fried, broiled or stewed...
F&L : Yeah!
Don't forget a big old plate of bread!
Waiters: Oh! Hey, bonjour, Lobey
Oui! Bonjour, Lobey
We're so pleased that you've come back, we have to scream.
(AAAUGH!)
We see your veins, Lobey
Lobe : Whee!
Waiters: And your brains, Lobey
Lobe : Whee!
Waiters: Undulating, calculating, formu...lating schemes.
Just smell the food...
Lobe : I smell it!
Waiters: ...baking
And the salt...
Lobe : I see it!
Waiters: ...shaking
Lobey's back and feeling higher than a kite.
Oh...
Lobe : Give me food, waiters
Baked, fried, broiled or stewed, waiters
Ws&L : Lobey's got a hearty app--
Lobey's got a hearty app--
Lobey's got a hearty appetite!
Lyrics from THE FREAKAZOID (Episode 15)
by Paul Rugg
You're a Meany, Nasty Lobe (Parody of You're a Mean One, Mister Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
Singer: You're a meany
Nasty Lobe
You're as bad as villains get.
Your head is really mushy
'Cause you haven't got a skull
Nasty Lo-obe.
Why, I wouldn't sit next to you on an airplane if...
If there was a seat next to you on an airplane.
Such a bad guy
Nasty Lobe
You're as cruel as cruel can be.
You're vicious; you're malicious
(interruption by announcer deleted)
You're despicable and more
Nasty Lo-obe.
If you invited me to go to the movies with you, I...
Probably wouldn't go.
---
When You Cannot Show Your Face (Parody of ?) Singer: Freakazoid, you wander
A teen without a home
Everywhere, they hate you
You've been cast out; you're alone.
Your deeds have been forgotten
The world's a cold, cruel place
It's tough to go on living
When you cannot show your face.
We'll be ri-ight back.
Lyrics from HERO BOY (Episode 19)
Crunch Goes the Weenie (Sung to Pop Goes the Weasel)
Guitierrez: All around the mulberry bush
Guitierrez chased the weenie
The weenie thought 'twas all in fun
Crunch goes the weenie!
---
Gasigo Attendants : If you want service with a smile
We will go that extra mile
Attendant 2: We clean windows
Attendant 3: Fill the tank
Attendant 4: Wax the hood
Attendant 5: No need to thank.
Attendants : Gasigo; we're at your service
Gasigo; that is our purpose
(cut away for scene with Guitierrez)
Attendants : Gasigo; we love your car
Gasigo; we're never far
Freakazoid : Hey! I really gotta go!
Attendant 2: But, we... y'know, we... we haven't finished our song...
(wipe to Freakmobile driving away...)
Attendants : Gasigo; we're here to please you
Gasigo; we'll never leave you
G-A-S, I-G-O
Gasigo
So put us to the test
We will strive to do our best!
Lyrics from A MATTER OF LOVE (Episode 17)
by Lisa Malone
and Paul Rugg
Singer: Welcome to the Storch Club! And now, ladies and
gentlemen, let's mambo!
Singer: Move your footsies, shake your fanny
Swing your hips, don't be a granny
Come on, everybody, and mambo!
Hey!
Let the music move your butt
Stick it out and do a strut
That's the only way to mambo!
Chorus: Mambo!
HUGGBEES!!!
---
Freak : Ten chubby angels
With big fat wings
Too heavy to fly
They crash into things.
---
Chorus: Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo
Ooo, ooo, monster love!
Jimmy : If the woman who you're datin'
Lights a candle with her nose
And she tries to drain your liquids
From your head down to your toes
Gosh, I hate to tell ya, buddy
Gosh, I hate to tell ya, pal
But the woman who you're datin'
Is a monster lady gal.
Chorus: Love can make you blind
And love can cloud your head
If you ever date a monster
Jimmy : Love can also make you...
J+C : ...dead.
Jimmy : So heed these words, my friend
And listen to my...
J+C : ...song.
Jimmy : Don't ever date a...
J+C : ...monster
Jimmy : If you want to live real...
J+C : ...long.
Chorus: If you want to live real long.
Bah bah bah bah!
Lyrics from TWO AGAINST FREAK (Episode 23)
by Ken
Segall
Nasty Men (Parody of Bad Boys)
Nasty, nasty, nasty
Nasty men.
Real-Life Police we up
And caught you again.
You were nabbed by us
In a criminal raid.
Now go to jail and learn
A really nice trade.
Nasty men
Caught again
Stealing hens.
Nasty men!
---
Cave Guy: I've got a date with the Cobra Queen
Her skin is green
I think that's keen.
---
Hero Boy Theme Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Hero Boy, Oh, Hero Boy! "I must succeed!" Up in the sky he flies around, When he's not, he's on the ground And fighting monsters big, And monster pigs, He's Hero Boy; he must succeed! "I must succeed!"
Lyrics from TOMB OF INVISIBO (Episode 20)
by Mitch
Watson
Where Did He Go? (Parody of ?)
How do you find what you can't see When an invisible guy goes on a crime spree? He's gone. Where did he go? That Invisibo. He's a power-hungry kook With a scepter full of juice. So tell me... Where did he go? That Invisibo. Drinking up all the wattage He's a nutcase on the loose. So tell me... Did he go back to his sandy tomb? Or go visit friends in Saskatoon? So tell me... Where did he go? That Invisibo. He's a menace to the town and to property He wants to be in charge of you and me I guess. How do you find what you can't see? When an invisible guy goes on crime spree? Invisibo! --- Where did he go? That Invisibo. He went off to the poky And that's the end of our show. Bah bah bah bo!
Super-brain extraordinaire Freakazoid! Freakazoid! Runs around in underwear Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's a nerd computer ace Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here to aid the human race Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here on Cartoon Network He's acting like a big jerk There he goes in Barney's car Freakazoid! Freakazoid! He's here to save the nation He's on a brand new station Cartoon Network's got him now... Freakazoid!!! "Weeknights at 7 on Cartoon Network!"
